My Evil Twin

verse 1: It's true that I was out last night
With a couple of the guys
I know what you heard
Today in church
Didn't paint a pretty picture
But before you start the lecture
They're all malicious lies
chorus 1: If people say they saw me
Standing on the bar
With a shot glass in one hand
And the other waving a guitar
If anything they tell you
Sounds suspiciously like sin
I believe that must have been
MY EVIL TWIN
verse 2: It's true that we were drinkin'
On the seedy side of town
And yes we had
Some cause to laugh
When Joey tore his britches
But it only took ten stitches
Before he could sit back down
chorus 2: If anyone claims I shouted
Free beer for Santa's elves
And that I jumped back behind the bar
To serve them up myself
If anything they tell you
Sounds suspiciously like sin
I believe that must have been
MY EVIL TWIN
bridge: I know this must sound crazy
I'm sure you would agree
Someone doin' all this nasty stuff
And lookin', yeah, lookin' just like me
chorus 3: But if they say that I was flirting
With every pretty girl around
Or even some that weren't so hot
By the tenth or thirteenth round
If anything they tell you
Sounds suspiciously like sin
I believe that must have been
MY EVIL TWIN
tag (ad lib): Must have been MY EVIL TWIN
I swear it wasn't me, baby
© 2006 O'Neill & Soltauer · songs@honeybowtie.com