verse 1: |
It's true that I was out last night With a couple of the guys I know what you heard Today in church Didn't paint a pretty picture But before you start the lecture They're all malicious lies |
chorus 1: |
If people say they saw me Standing on the bar With a shot glass in one hand And the other waving a guitar If anything they tell you Sounds suspiciously like sin I believe that must have been MY EVIL TWIN |
verse 2: |
It's true that we were drinkin' On the seedy side of town And yes we had Some cause to laugh When Joey tore his britches But it only took ten stitches Before he could sit back down |
chorus 2: |
If anyone claims I shouted Free beer for Santa's elves And that I jumped back behind the bar To serve them up myself If anything they tell you Sounds suspiciously like sin I believe that must have been MY EVIL TWIN |
bridge: |
I know this must sound crazy I'm sure you would agree Someone doin' all this nasty stuff And lookin', yeah, lookin' just like me |
chorus 3: |
But if they say that I was flirting With every pretty girl around Or even some that weren't so hot By the tenth or thirteenth round If anything they tell you Sounds suspiciously like sin I believe that must have been MY EVIL TWIN |
tag (ad lib): |
Must have been MY EVIL TWIN
I swear it wasn't me, baby |