The Dumbest Country Song Ever

I happened across this video clip from some guy’s radio talk show in which he was skewering the song “Ticks” by Brad Paisley. Now Brad Paisley isn’t my favorite artist or anything, but he’s talented and pretty clever, and his fans understand him. So what the host was suggesting in his bit seemed really off to me. I decided to let him know. Here’s what I wrote:

Hey, just a random commenter taking a moment to provide feedback on your “Dumbest country song ever” video pertaining to Brad Paisley’s song “Ticks.” I assume, based on your set of videos and your user name, that you are the host of the show, so I’ll direct my comments to you.

I know you were probably just mining for material, but your skewering of Brad Paisley’s song “Ticks” couldn’t be more off. I think you really missed the mark on this one. I mean, I get that it sounds incredibly stupid when you take it out of context and all that, and I also get that you need to do that kind of thing for comedy every once in a while. But how much of a sense of irony does it take to realize that the “wink wink” intimacy suggested by saying “I’d like to check you for ticks” is completely tongue-in-cheek?

It may be that you need the context of knowing that Brad Paisley is known for this type of offbeat humor in his songs. But still, I don’t think it’s missed by the average country listener that what Paisley is actually proposing has little to do with ticks and much more to do with closely exploring the naked body of the person being addressed by the lyrics.

So… what does it say about you that your sense of humor is not as sophisticated as that of the average country listener?

Ooh, sorry, that one may have been a little below the belt. Might want to have someone check you for bruises.

- Kate O’Neill
Songwriter & Queen Bee
Honey Bowtie Music, Nashville, TN

7 Responses to “The Dumbest Country Song Ever”

  1. Avatargingerge
    1

    zing! :)
    It isn’t “He Stopped Loving Her Today” or anything, but I think the song is cute.

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  2. Avatarlightning_rose
    2

    Ok, then just what *is* the dumbest country song ever? ;)

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  3. Avatarqueensheba
    3

    “I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin’ On My Back Cryin’ Over You”

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  4. Avatarkateo
    4

    Yep, that’ll do.

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  5. Avatarlightning_rose
    5

    I’ll trust youse guys expertise in the matter. :)

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  6. Avataranonymous
    6

    I don’t know how you could say that. Ticks is the best song on earth!!And it is not because I am thinking of” Exploring the naked Body” shesh!

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  7. Avataranonymous
    7

    Boy, when you criticize, you really do it. I don’t know why people are agreeing with you!

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